Media Review: Vampires Suck

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This is gonna be a quick one cause it’s Friday night before a long weekend and I have an unmissable appointment with my pillow. (Seriously. This homework is killing me!) On the other hand, I don’t have too much to say, so that works out really well =)

Title: Vampires Suck
Media Type: Feature Film
Genre: Satire

Wow. It’s not very often something like this comes out that works for me. I hated Epic Movie. Well, actually I gave up after Epic Movie – I’m not much one for Disaster flicks and I didn’t really care about the others either. But Vampires Suck somehow goes out the other end of awful and comes back around to awesome! I mean, of course there were things that were just awful (and unfortunately way too close to the truth which means there’s going to be a lot of unhappy Twi-hards out there). But in my opinion, the girl that played “Kristen Stewart aka Becca” had it down to the point that I was ready to throttle her, “Edward” over-exaggerated his part just the perfect amount and when they started singing “It’s Raining Men” I about died laughing! In fact, if you don’t mind a little bit of spoiler (and unless you’ve been living under a rock for the past few years, there’s nothing in this movie to spoil) go and watch it!

Anyway, that’s my take. Disclaimer: I do not under any circumstances recommend this to anyone under 13 without their parents permission. There are a TON of lewd jokes, and I don’t want to get yelled at for telling someone to go see this when they really shouldn’t.

Have a good weekend – I’ve got lots to do, but I’ll try and get my next review up Sunday.

Upcoming reviews:
Going Bovine by Libba Bray
Peeps by Scott Westerfeld

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